Ninjutsu (, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes" deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of "I have HAD IT with these Samuel L. Jackson quotes".

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it.

Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you gain 1 life for each creature you control with vigilance.

Allosaurus Shepherd can't be countered.
Green spells you control can't be countered.
: Until end of turn, each Elf creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and becomes a Dinosaur in addition to its other creature types.

, , Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

Flying, vigilance, indestructible
Other permanents you control have indestructible.

Destroy target artifact. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Destroy target nonbasic land. Bedazzle deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

Sacrifice another creature: Until end of turn, Bogardan Dragonheart becomes a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, flying, and haste.

Vigilance
, Sacrifice Bounty Agent: Destroy target legendary permanent that's an artifact, creature, or enchantment.

When Burning Sun's Avatar enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target opponent or planeswalker and 3 damage to up to one target creature.

, , Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Draw a card.

Whenever Captain Vargus Wrath attacks, Pirates you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each time you've cast a commander from the command zone this game.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Target player draws X cards. Channeled Force deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.

When Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Scry 2.
• You gain 3 life.
• Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever Coercive Recruiter or another Pirate enters the battlefield under your control, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and becomes a Pirate in addition to its other types.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.